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    1. No matter how worthless you feel, you are the reason someone is still living. There’s a one day for everyone’s life. Now, smile.
    2. So confused
    Not even one church sticker told us that 2020 will b our year of FACEMASK
    3. don’t no why my dad thinks i am one of his enemies just because i saw him kissing our house help πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈbut i won’t tell anyone🀣
    4. BREAKING!
    Patients in isolation center are taken to police station in Kano for stealing doctor’ s phone. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£
    5. Since This Lockdown People Be Having Their Bath In The Evening, Some At Night πŸ˜²πŸ™†πŸ™„, Should I call Names Now πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    6. People born in MAY don’t keep to their promises😑😑😑. They are like ” I MAY do it or MAY not.
    7. Please someone should suggest a perfume that will make me smell like a Millionaire. Abeg Make e no pass 400 Naira ShaπŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ€” πŸ’
    8. Those guys u see not wearing face mask are the same people that don’t like using condomπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸšΆπŸšΆ
    9. This sex that am hearing everyday pls is it a football team?πŸ€”πŸ€”
    10. After this pandemic,
    There will be a friendly
    Match between NCDC & EFCC. Guess the referee?
    11. Imaging after closing prayer in the night with your partner and next thing you hear from her is honey suck my pussy clitorisπŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ˜‹πŸ˜œπŸ˜‹πŸ˜³
    12.If u see me wearing oversized shirt… Just mind ya business πŸ™„
    Ayam not ya mate😎
    13.I remember when we were in school and you don’t have a pen, you just shout, “Who has two pens”, and some one will just throw one to you.*
    Now I ask, who has two girlfriends?
    14. This one that my neighbor, went to out since morning without dropping key at the usual place …hunger don finish me today*πŸ’”πŸ™†β€β™‚β˜ΉοΈβ˜ΉοΈβ˜ΉοΈ
    15. you Said u Haven’t Seen Your True Love*
    *How Will u See When Ya Using Free Mode?* πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    16. In Hollywood Merlin will just say two words and a fire breathing dragon will appear*
    *In Nollywood Babalawo will recite a whole book of incantations (280 pages) just to off candle*
    *Then he will tell you to bring*
    *the following*
    *- 8 virgin rats*
    *- 10 married ants*
    *- 3 pregnant mosquitoes*
    *- 2 lesbian hens*
    *To appease the Gods*
    17. I went for part-time interview yesterday. The moment I saw my bitter ex …..was in charge. I knew I had already lost the job.*
    *The witch asked me to name 15 Indian biscuits and 25 basketballer from Saudi Arabia.*
    *How is it related to the job?*πŸ’”πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€¦β€β™‚πŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚πŸšΆπŸ»β€β™‚
    18. If your boyfriend gives you money please keep it to yourself, don’t come and confuse our girlfriends. PLEASE*πŸ’”πŸ€¦β€β™‚πŸ˜‘
    19. According to Nigeria’s population census it’s was recorded that about 2,234,010,131 were lazy to read that number, and you’re included*πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    20. I don’t understand Nigerians again oo No money! No money!! Yet there is always long queue at the ATM*
    *Wait oo, are they withdrawing their sins*πŸ’”πŸ€¦β€β™‚πŸ€¦β€β™‚πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
    21 Do you have a stubborn sister or daughter who always go clubbing and don’t like sleeping home, if yes?*
    *Then contact us*
    *We impregnate such girls to avoid them going out .*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    *No disappointment*πŸ’”πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
    22. Me trying to open my a chemistry textbook*
    *My brain : I am indabosky,a liquid metal, I’m a mercury*πŸ’”πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
    23 . People that add sugar to beans*
    *What exactly is the color of your problem*
    *Spiritual blue?*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    24. Breaking news:*‼️
    *The Mtn girl that usually say u have only one minute remaining have tested positive to coronavirus*πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    25. But wait oo*
    *Where does our pictures go wen we delete them*πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
    26. An 8 year old son ask his Dad “What’s the difference between potential and reality?”_*
    *_Dad turns to wife and ask “Would you sleep with Barack Obama for $1 million?”_*
    _Wife “of course, I’ll never waste that opportunity”_
    *_Dad turns to daughter “would you sleep with Prince Harry for $1 million?_*
    _Daughter “yes, he is my fantasy”._
    _*Dad turns to his youngest son “You see son, potentially’ we are living with 2 millionaires BUT in Reality’ we are living with Two prostitutes.*_ 🀣🀣


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