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    LAUGH WITH Peter JacksonπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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    Back in secondary school , I was very poor in maths.
    During exams, i normally get between 2% and 8% . The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged.
    One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out.
    The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.
    Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking,
    β€œBEN what’s up? How did you pass this exam?”
    i smile and said … “Well, na God o”
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    By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement.
    When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself , could I have scored 90% in maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. It was obvious my dreams and prayers have
    been answered.
    The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.
    Finally the teacher looked up and said ,
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    one idiot did not write his name on his paper and he scored 0%.
    I just fainted………….
    Nobody should wake me oooooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    .Just in case you are new in this group this is my bio
    1. REAL NAME: Peter Jackson
    2. NICKNAME: PJ
    3. GENDER: MALE
    4. NATIONALITY: LAZY NIGERIA YOUTH
    5. SCHOOL: CSHS
    Last time I checked…
    6. MY HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lions ; catching bullets with one hand; jogging up and down mount Everest.
    Last time I checked….
    6. MY RECORDS : Skinned 5 lions, 2 tigers and 10 crocodiles alive, held breathe under water for 2months_4weeks_
    5hours_3mins and 15seconds. Hence, traveled around the world in a Day.
    7. GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to recharge my phone, fluent in 10,799 languages, first man to land on the sun and 1st man to cross and take selfies on Bermuda triangle .
    8. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn’t kill 100 Anacondas with a single punch , though 99 died and the last one is now imbecile currently receiving treatments at Gbagada general hospital.
    11. PROUDEST MOMENT: When a cobra died after biting me.
    12. HARDEST MOMENT: Jumped out of an airplane and landed safely on 3rd Mainland Bridge.
    13. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don’t like bragging or lying..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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