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    Laugh out ur sorrow πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    1.Its only in Africa we always pray before a meeting, then lie, argue, insult, fight or whatever…
    Then after that, we thank God for a successful meeting before we leave. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    2.Best way to know a Nigerian girls real name is to ask her for her account details Datz when “Natasha Hills” turns to “Chinasa Okoro Ewu”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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    3.Your boyfriend name is Solomon
    And you are complaining that he is cheating
    Didn’t you read the Bible well
    Who was king Solomon… πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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    4.My Guy, if she cheats on you, don’t beat her, just give her fake money, they will help you to beat her in the market
    trust meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    5. Having younger siblings around you is not easy at all oooo!!!
    See my life, am now eating my pizza and drinking my yogurt in the toiletπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    6.Aunty, continue saying FAT IS A BEA, no lose weight oooo, wait until they use bangles to propose to you as ring
    ,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    7.How African moms comment to their children Facebook picture… YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL IN JESUS NAME, AMENπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    8.Temple Run can be define as that ugly moment you are in a Hiv patient ward and you see mosquitos coming towards you
    na there Tom and Jerry run go startπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    10.She wrote: what God has giving me, no one can take it away.
    I commented: where is your virginity? And she block me. What did I do wrongπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    11.Being unemployed is very tough… Even when the kids don’t flush the toilet, they will say it’s you πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    12. “Do away with amala”
    Now read the statement backwardsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    13.You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did. And you are showing me funny video on Instagram…. Expecting me to laugh… Are you okayπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    14.All because yur crush visited you, ya now drinking garri with straw…
    Bros Weldon ooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    15.Till now no mad person has been diagnosed with covid19 and they keep telling us to wash our hands… Are they washing their hands and having house arrest too? This life na scam o…,. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    16.Stop asking her if she have a boyfriend, take her out, make her Laugh, buy her gift and then leave her to decide whether she’s single or not . Sense will not kill meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    17.That moment you were watching movie in the sitting room and someone change the channel from your back..wetin come out from ur mouth nah “who be that mumu nah” u turn back unknowingly to u it was your DadπŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜• Die hard activatedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    18.Last night as I was coming home
    some armed robbers stopped and me
    I ran, as I was running I saw SARS I
    ran back to the armed robbers for
    safety… .πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    19.Me: I love you
    She: lol πŸ˜‚
    Me: I need you in my life
    She: lol πŸ˜‚
    Me: you are my everything
    She: lol πŸ˜‚
    Me: IPhone 6 or iPhone 7?
    She: IPhone 7
    Me: Lol πŸ˜‚
    She: Do you want to buy it for me?
    Me: lol πŸ˜‚
    She: Talk to me na…..πŸ™
    Me: lol πŸ˜‚
    She: What’s all these lol for na?
    Me: thunder from Zambia fire you there….i hate nonsense πŸ˜‚
    20.Just in case you are new in this group this is my bio
    1. REAL NAME: Peter Jackson
    2. NICKNAME: PJ
    3. GENDER: MALE
    4. NATIONALITY: NIGERIAN
    5. SCHOOL: CSHS
    6. HOBBIES: Collecting teeth from live lions ; catching bullets with bare hands; jogging up and down mount Everest.
    6. MY RECORDS : Skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months_3weeks_
    6hours_4mins and 45seconds. Hence, traveled around the world in a Day.
    7. GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first man to land on the sun .
    8. EMBARRASSING MOMENT: Couldn’t kill 100 bears with a single punch , though 99 died and the last one is now imbecile .
    11. PROUDEST MOMENT: When a cobra died after biting me.
    12. HARDEST MOMENT: Jumped out of an airplane and landed safely on a football pitch.
    13. SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I don’t like bragging or lying..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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