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    1. Nigerian girls love money, I’m telling you.
    You’ll get angry and tell her to go to hell
    She will look at you and be like, “I don’t
    have transport fare.”
    Jesus!
    2. I wonder y dy call it “menstruation” instead
    of womenstruation… Plz ladies don’t shift ur
    problem to us
    3. No matter how
    serious your
    relationship is…
    Ur girl/boyfriend is
    alwys single in evry
    document he/she
    fills…
    4. *Today I was with my girlfriend in my
    room..hmmm dis weather…after some minutes
    she told me ” bae make me feel like a woman”
    I quickly stood up and collected all dirty
    clothes and gave her. She suddenly left*
    *But I think she has gone to buy soap*
    5. Hmmmm I actually don’t know what girls
    mean or want when the say this……
    Dey will be like…’Babe I will soon be going
    ooo
    # onlyjahknows
    6. This is hw we American brush our
    teeth…..Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!!pour and rinse
    that is all
    Buh hw u Nigerians brush ur teeth shi!!shika!!
    shi!!shikakaka!!kakashi!!kakashii!!!
    Deep the brush inside their throat like dey
    wanna swallow it!!!!……
    Make weird sound like a goat. Being
    strangled… Then felt Like vomiting…..Takes
    another paste to the brush…….Every thing
    would seems like an horror film…..
    Thank God am not from this country…
    7. We *virgins* deserve daily
    allowances for d temptations we overcome
    especially now d weather is not encouraging…
    ..โ€ฆ………………..
    8. Its funny how ladies don’t get moved when
    their babies suck their breast but u will hear
    all kinds of moaning n groaning when a guy
    start sucking their breast…
    Isn’t God wonderful..
    Mi ano won talk anything
    9. Yahoo boys in a party…..
    moment they hear SARS…..they won’t even
    wait to hear if it’s SARZ__ON__THE__BEATZ
    Omo come and see temple run
    10. Having a short girlfriend is not bad until
    she washes your clothes and waits for you to
    come back from work so you will help her
    hang it.
    11. School Kids In Class Were Asked To Write
    3 Diseases. One Guy Wrote:
    1. Hiv/Aids
    2. Cancer
    3. /
    Teacher : What is / ?
    Student : it’s stroke.
    12. Harder harder faster faster
    Then after u guys break up “He used me ” tell
    me who used who ??
    13. Side chicks are young girls between 16-22.
    So if U are 23 and above dating a married
    man, My sister U are a side hen or any
    overgrown bird
    14. Ugly girls will do whatever you tell them to
    do in a relationship until it’s time for
    abortion. Don’t even suggest it Broda.
    15. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana,
    banana, i run and take you away” it was until
    i removed the ear piece from her phone that i
    realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i
    wanna take you away”.
    16. *The fact that you contribute less in this
    group does not mean you are mature,
    Sometimes it’s because you have serious
    issues with spellings*.
    I won’t mention names….
    17. BACK IN PRIMARY
    Those people who used to write their name
    on a paper and put it inside a pen so we
    couldn’t steal
    I hope you’re still using the same pen
    *

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