Hot Naija jokes renewed 🤣🤣😂😁
1. Nigerian girls love money, I’m telling you.
You’ll get angry and tell her to go to hell
She will look at you and be like, “I don’t
have transport fare.”
2. I wonder y dy call it “menstruation” instead
of womenstruation… Plz ladies don’t shift ur
problem to us
3. No matter how
Ur girl/boyfriend is
alwys single in evry
4. *Today I was with my girlfriend in my
room..hmmm dis weather…after some minutes
she told me ” bae make me feel like a woman”
I quickly stood up and collected all dirty
clothes and gave her. She suddenly left*
*But I think she has gone to buy soap*
5. Hmmmm I actually don’t know what girls
mean or want when the say this……
Dey will be like…’Babe I will soon be going
6. This is hw we American brush our
teeth…..Shi.!!!shi!!!shi!!!!shi!!!!!pour and rinse
that is all
Buh hw u Nigerians brush ur teeth shi!!shika!!
Deep the brush inside their throat like dey
wanna swallow it!!!!……
Make weird sound like a goat. Being
strangled… Then felt Like vomiting…..Takes
another paste to the brush…….Every thing
would seems like an horror film…..
Thank God am not from this country…
7. We *virgins* deserve daily
allowances for d temptations we overcome
especially now d weather is not encouraging…
8. Its funny how ladies don’t get moved when
their babies suck their breast but u will hear
all kinds of moaning n groaning when a guy
start sucking their breast…
Isn’t God wonderful..
Mi ano won talk anything
9. Yahoo boys in a party…..
moment they hear SARS…..they won’t even
wait to hear if it’s SARZ__ON__THE__BEATZ
Omo come and see temple run
10. Having a short girlfriend is not bad until
she washes your clothes and waits for you to
come back from work so you will help her
11. School Kids In Class Were Asked To Write
3 Diseases. One Guy Wrote:
Teacher : What is / ?
Student : it’s stroke.
12. Harder harder faster faster
Then after u guys break up “He used me ” tell
me who used who ??
13. Side chicks are young girls between 16-22.
So if U are 23 and above dating a married
man, My sister U are a side hen or any
14. Ugly girls will do whatever you tell them to
do in a relationship until it’s time for
abortion. Don’t even suggest it Broda.
15. One Ibadan girl was shouting “Banana,
banana, i run and take you away” it was until
i removed the ear piece from her phone that i
realized she was singing “Diana o Diana o, i
wanna take you away”.
16. *The fact that you contribute less in this
group does not mean you are mature,
Sometimes it’s because you have serious
issues with spellings*.
I won’t mention names….
17. BACK IN PRIMARY
Those people who used to write their name
on a paper and put it inside a pen so we
I hope you’re still using the same pen